When I was younger I’d throw my phone whenever I got really mad
Smashed my nokia against concrete
Cracked my razr on brick
Skipped my sidekick across cobblestone
No phone or surface was safe from my wrath
Something about the smack of contact
Was oddly soothing to me
As I got older I got more materialistic
A phone actually meant somethin now
So I moved on to tossing people
Unlike phones,
When people hit the ground
They don’t bounce back
